Help Yourself

Lately, read a lot of rob and rape cases happened on news or newspaper. Our society is no longer a safe place to live.

Previously, people (especially girls) are quite dangerous to walk alone in dark or at night on street, but now days, even you are driving a car, even with your boyfriend or a guy in it, bad things will still happen. Worst is… not only the money they want, even your body and even your life they also dare to take.

You robbed by them, rape by them, hurt by them, or even kill by them.. ya, after the happening, you report to police, ya, police might take action and if lucky, they catch theif, robber, rappist and punish them by law, but, will that help? You still lost your money, you still get hurt, or worst ---> get killed.

Wish and wait for the police to catch and punish the criminal???

How many police can take care an area? Do you expect u can see police in every kilometer distance? Do you expect when things happened, police will suddenly appear in front of you?

Common…. Wake up, this is no wonderland.

In spite of relying on our honor police… I think better we rely back to ourselves.

Found some cool clips about self defense, wonder you guys know how Bruce Lee “jeet koon do” look like…. Wa Cha….. Ka Cha…. Wooo…. Wa Cha….

check out the link, its quite cool, but sorry, not from bruce lee of coz.

Jeet Kune Do Demonstration 1

Jeet Kune Do Demonstration 2

Open your eyes, The World is so BIG...

I don't know i am really that 无聊, or i am so "怪烂" interested in those wierd things, when free time nothing to do and if i am sitting in front of a computer, i always like to search on net for weird things, and also i found that i like "big" things/animal... like biggest crocodile, biggest great white shark... biggest anaconda, biggest lion, tiger, liger(lion + tiger), elephant, deep sea fish, deep sea creature, mermaid, alien, UFO.... etc.



















You can say I am 无聊, You also can say i am 变态, but i really do that all the time. Facing this reality society, everyday open the newspaper, saw those people killing each other, people cheating people, rasuah here and there, and also silly stupid politician bull shitting, stupid government doing stupid thing, end up people are suffering, Flood, Earthquake, WAR, people dying, economy drop, money not enough, hard to survive, people cracking head to learn more, work more, earn more to compete with the fast changing society etc..... really making people get crazy.

The world still have lots of thing that we can see.... still have lots of mystery undiscover thing to find out and to look for, the world is so big, so high... so deep.....

My point is... if you really stuck and can't go on with something, maybe you should step back and do something more relax, might be silly, might be easy, might be stupid, might be funny, maybe, you might found something interesting in it too.

Cofee - Coffee Cup

A group of people, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old University of Notre Dame lecturer. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.

Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups: porcelain, plastic, glass, some plain-looking and some expensive and exquisite, telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.

When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the lecturer said: "If you noticed, all the nice-looking, expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the better cups and are eyeing each other's cups."

"Now, if Life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change."

"Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it."

Fate is : Found people that can accept you

A man purposely went to buy long pants want to attend his primary school gathering. But after he reach home try out the pants, found out that the pants are very long, at least 10cm longer. So… he asks her mom to help up to shorten it.

Mom said she is not feeling well, wish to rest early, tonight not feeling like doing it.

So… the man goes and asks his wife. His wife said she has lots of housework to do, tonight don’t have time to do for him…

The man then thinks, since like that, then tomorrow I will just wear the pants to the gathering.

Later that night, the man’s mother thinks : “ My son treat me quite nice in normal days, he ask me for a favor, I shouldn’t reject him..” She then wake up and help his son to make the pants shorter 10cm.

His wife too, after she finished her housework, she thinks, “ Hubby always so patient, today is because he cannot do sawing only ask me a favor, I think I shouldn’t reject him”.. she then help his hubby to cut the pants 10 cm shorter too.

His daughter came home at night also think the same “ Ba ba is an open minded person and didn’t stop me go out to dance, today I should help him to settle his pants”… she also cut 10 cm shorter for his father’s pants.

The next morning, 3 women also tell the man about the pants and after he try the pants, The pants already become Michael Jackson pants (you can see the whole socks after u wear the long pants).

The man react with big~~ laugh, feel proud and said, “I must wear this to show my old classmate, tell them my mom, my wife and my daughter treat me so well”.

The result is, all his old classmate praise him to have a very successful family.

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OK…. IF…… you are the man, or woman in the story, what will you react?

Give a big laugh? Or Scold the hell out of it?

We human, treating outsiders, always can present ourselves very patient, generous, gentlemen or peaceable, but, when we face our own very close family members, will be very easy to get frustrated, inpatient and get mad or sad cause of some small matter, even say out hard words to hurt each other. I think is not too much at all to say this kind of people are “Outdoor high EQ, back home low EQ”.

Please do take out more patient and humorous for your family member ya? If not, you yourself also won’t be happy, right?

Fate : is found a person that can accept you.

Superhero

I think most of the people has their own superhero during thier young days, guys mostly will be Superman, Spiderman, Transformer, Thundercats, Ultraman, Masked Rider etc. Girls mostly will be Barbie, Smurfs, Carebears etc

Although i myself quite like Superman and Ultraman, but got one charactor do inspire me a lot and until today, it still can bring me back to part of my sweet childhood sometimes.. who is that character???

That is:
DORAEMON 多啦A梦 ドラえもん


Doraemon is not only a comic, the story and character do reflect the real life and also the imagination do inspire lots of people and it did bring a lot of fun, dream and sweet memories to children. (At least thats what i think.)

I have collected all 哆啦A梦1-45全集 and 1-20哆啦A梦大长篇故事集. I treat it as one of my important "asset" of my life and i tell myself i will introduce it to my son and daugther in the future one day :)

For people that wish to know more about Doraemon...

I found this link : 关于--> Doraemon 哆啦A梦.

so who is your superhero?

Spiderman 3

Went to watch Spiderman3 with be on 1st May in Mid Valley, The cinema is full and stuck with people queuing for ticket.. luckily i bought it few days ago. I watch at 12.30 noon, and when i reach there, first time i heard cinema stuff using intercom to tell the people about the movie ticket... sound like this : Spiderman 3 for 2pm, 2.30pm, 3pm, 3.30pm, 4pm, 5pm, 5.30pm, 6pm are all sold out.

After the movie when i came out from cinema, i heard intercom saying like this : Spiderman3 for 5pm, 5.30pm 6pm 6.30pm, 7pm 7.30pm, 8pm, 8.30pm, 9pm, 9.30pm, 10pm, 10.30pm, 11pm, 11.30pm, 12am, 12.30am are all sold out...

I think for this 2 weeks, should be Spiderman week.

丈夫與妻子專賣店

有一家專賣丈夫的店在紐約全新開張，女人們可以直接進入挑選一個心儀的配偶，在店家入口有著一面告示牌，告訴大家這家店如何經營:

一個人只能進入這家店 一次 !
店裡共有六樓 隨著高度的上升，男人們的性質也越高 ，然而請注意，妳能在任何一層樓選一個丈夫，或者選擇繼續上樓 ，但除了離開這家店以外 妳無回到之前的樓層...

於是一個女人走入這家丈夫專賣店去尋找一個老公

一樓的門上貼著一張說明書:
第一層 這裡的男人們有工作

女人看也不看的上了第二層樓
二樓的門上也貼著一張說明書:
第二層 這裡的男人們有工作而且熱愛小孩

女人又上了三樓
三樓寫著:
第三層 這裡的男人們有工作而且熱愛小孩，並有著極度好看的外表
哇! 她嘆道 但仍勉強自己往上爬

四樓:
第四層 這裡的男人們有工作而且熱愛小孩，並有著令人窒息的好看外表，還會幫忙做家事
喔！ 饒了我吧!! 女人叫道 我快站不住腳了!!
接著她仍然爬上了五樓

她唸著五樓的告示牌:
第五層 這裡的男人們有工作而且熱愛小孩，並有著令人窒息的完美外表，還會幫忙做家事，更有著強烈的浪漫情懷
女人簡直想留在這一層樓 但仍抱著滿腹期待走像最後一樓

第六樓出現了一面巨大的電子告示板 上面打出一牌字說道:
妳是這層樓的第31456021位訪客 這裡不存在任何男人，這層樓的存在只是為了證明女人有多麼不可能取悅， 謝謝您光臨丈夫專賣店~~~~

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又有一家妻子專賣店在對街開張

第一層的女人喜歡做愛

第二層的女人喜歡做愛並且有錢

而第三樓及以上至六樓的樓層就從來沒有男人上去過...


因此有了以下的結論：
女人用腦子思考，但充滿憧憬與幻想，致不切實際.
男人務實，勇於面對現實，但血液往往流不到腦部.

Human's best friend.

People say dog are human's best friend, somehow i do believe it too... Anyway, do you know what kind of dog I like? Tell you, I like dog with short hair, look cute but not too cute, look smart but not too smart... ha ha... finally i found what i really like.... that is BULL TERRIER. It's cute, its smart, but look stupid, "loot loot" like that, but its strong, most important, it has "moong G ngan" like me... woo ha ha... I love it so much.

But i know in Malaysia is not easy to have this dog... and its not cheap to have this dog too. Well.... anyhow, i might not have chance to have it as my good friend, but.. Bull Terrier --> still my all time favourate.

Hi everybody

Hi, welcome to my blog... for those who know me quite late... well, this is "little me". Isn't it cute? By the way, saw my hair can stand up in the middle of my head? Imagine my head look like watermelon... hahaha :D