Thats Incredible~~

Body builder we really see a lot, every year we can see a lot of body building competition... and of cause, Arnold Schwarzenegger's body can consider one of the "Beauty of art on body"...

Below are some photos which is "another" kind of beauty of art, but not on man's body.






Train a incredible dog in your house, garanttee nobody dare to walk near to your house gate.

聋猫

I think for those who love japanese animation/cartoons also know the famous "Totoro 龙猫" by 宫崎骏 and i believe a lot of people loves that movie.

Anyway... In this movie, there is a classic scene about the little girl meet the "Totoro" at the bus stop while waiting for her father arrival... after a while Totoro's bus came first (which is 猫巴士) and Totoro went up its bus and go off... and below is the funny version.

please click on the image to enlarge. (please read in cantonese way) Enjoy.

家-- 不是講理的地方

這句話聽起來，很沒有道理，但千真萬確，這句話是真理，是至理，是多少夫婦，多少家庭, 用多少歲月，多少辛酸，多少愛恨，多少是非，多少對錯，在糾纏不清難解難分的混亂中，梳理出來的一個最後結論．
當夫婦之間開始據理力爭時，家和就要開始布上陰影．

兩人都會不自覺地各抱一堆面目全非的歪理，敵視對方，傷害對方，最後只能兩敗俱傷，難以善了，
多少夫妻， 為了表面的一個〔理〕，落得負心無情．

他們不知道，家不是講理的地方，而是溫情講愛的地方．
不用計較比強．更不是算帳的地方．

那麼，何為〔家〕，家是什麼地方？

是的，家不是講理的地方，家該是講愛的地方．
愛一時很容易，愛一生一世卻不容易
這 裡頭含許多妙處需要我們去總結和體會．

婚姻是個空盒子，你必須往裡面存滿東西，才能取回你要的東西；你放的愈多，得到的也就愈多 ．很多人結婚時，對婚姻有許多期盼，期盼從中可以得到富貴，藉慰，愛情，寧靜，快樂，健康，其實婚姻開始的時候，只是一個空盒子．走到一起的兩個人，一定要養成一個習慣，去給，去愛，彼此侍奉，彼此讚賞，日後，那個空盒子才會日漸豐富起來．

空盒子最先該放的應該是〔思念〕，思念是一種使我們刻骨銘心的東西．它是兩個人有了肯定，有了情感，
然後進而關懷，進而疼愛的一種情緒．

〔思念〕是疲憊時通向家庭的一條小路，是寒冷冬夜中一股暖意，是匆忙推開家門後撲面而來家飯香....
第二點空盒子必須放進〔藝術〕，婚姻生活中的藝術 ．在婚姻生活中，需要講藝術的地方無處不在，
生氣有藝術，吵架有藝術．有一對夫婦含辛茹苦養育了五個孩子，其中之艱難，只有他們自己能體會．
一天，夫妻為了孩子的一件小事吵起來，越吵越厲害，眼看不可收拾了，妻子突然說： 等一下，我要去生孩子了．

這句話，就是吵架的藝術．

婚姻的盒子中除了放〔思念〕和〔藝術〕外，還有許多東西，都可以放進去，這有待於你們自己去填補．


〔你們生養他，教育他，你們的責任已盡，而你們給他最好的禮物，是一對翅膀〕．

愛一個人

要 了 解 ， 也 要 開 解 ；

要 道 歉 ， 也 要 道 謝 ；

要 認 錯 ， 也 要 改 錯 ；

要 體 貼 ， 也 要 體 諒 ；

是 接 受 ， 而 不 是 氣 受 ；

是 寬 容 ， 而 不 是 縱 容 ；

是 支持 ， 而 不 是 支 配 ；

是 慰問 ， 而 不 是 質 問 ；

是 傾 訴 ， 而 不 是 控 訴 ；

是 難 忘 ， 而 不 是 遺 忘 ；

Take it easy, have some JOKES.

從前，有一隻白兔，牠走過一棵大榕樹，發覺樹上面坐了一隻烏鴉。白兔問烏鴉：「可以教我像你一樣終日無所事事嗎？」烏鴉點頭表示：「這個容易，只需坐在這棵樹就可以。」白兔如言坐在樹底，果然清風送爽，好不快活，豈料卻惹來一隻狐狸，一口把白兔咬住。白兔臨死前向烏鴉講：「我死得很冤枉，都是你的錯！」烏鴉不慌不忙回答白兔：「想終日無所事事，像我般風流快活，首要條件是要坐得很高的位置。你只是坐在樹底，一定是首先被犧牲的那個！」白兔死不瞑目，詛咒烏鴉嘴只懂講廢話。烏鴉望住白兔吞下最後一口氣，冷冷回答：「對呀，坐得越高，廢話越多！」

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神經病在床上唱歌，唱著唱著翻了個身，趴在枕頭上繼續唱，主治醫生問他：唱就唱吧，翻身幹嘛？神經病說：傻B！A面唱完當然要唱B面啦！

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蜜月旅行才沒幾天，年方雙十的新娘已經忍不住向丈夫討饒…
眼見丈夫馬上要再來一回，她趁他洗澡時溜出房，躲到旅館的咖啡廳喘口氣。
餐廳的侍者看到新娘狼狽的樣子，吃了一驚道：
「小姐，妳怎麼了？怎麼眼圈發黑，像見了鬼似的？」
可憐的新娘說道：「我上了我先生的當∼∼
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當初他說他存了三十年，我以為他存的是錢！」

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爸爸是一個大傻瓜，一天，他帶著兒子參加親戚的壽宴，
酒席後上了一碟壽桃；怎料小孩不識大體，叫道：
「這個好像是屁股呢！」在座的親戚全都望著小孩，
等著他爸爸怎樣教訓他！
怎料，那傻瓜爸爸撕開壽桃，對小孩說：
「你看！裡面還有大便哩！」

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有一人獨自在叢林中冒險，突然發現自己被食人族重重包圍，
於是對天空大喊：『我死定了，上帝救救我！』
只見天空出現一道光，傳來一個聲音：
『還不一定，現在你撿起地上一顆大石頭，
把帶頭的酋長砸死！』於是他撿起地上最大的一顆石頭，
狠狠地砸向酋長，正好把酋長砸死，族人全都呆了一呆，
接著怒目相向，這時天上又傳來一個聲音 :
「現在你才真的死定了。」

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我有個朋友周小姐(沒懷孕)，人長的圓圓潤潤，非常愛吃。
有一次跟她老公搭火車回宜蘭娘家，因為人很多，沒有位子，
小夫妻年輕力壯就決定站到宜蘭，沒想到一走進車廂就有人讓位......
熱心乘客：『我馬上要下車沒關係，妳懷孕的人不能久站，還是坐著吧！』
也不聽她辯解就硬拉她坐下，還很親切的講個不停。
熱心乘客：『我看妳們一定是第一胎，第一胎要好好保養喔！
女人懷孕很辛苦的，你當老公的要多體貼一點啊！（她老公在旁邊努力憋笑）』
好不容易這位好心的乘客終於要下車了，臨走前還笑咪咪的跟周小姐說：
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『我都活了這麼多歲喔！我看妳這一胎一定是男生啦！因為懷男生的時候，媽媽都會比較醜.......>__<

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一个男人很怕老婆。一天，他老婆又当着客人的面和他吵了起来，并打了他一耳光。为了面子，男子壮着胆子大吼︰”你敢再打我一下？”他老婆毫不犹豫地又打了一下。男子看吓不住老婆，只得说︰”既然你这么听话，我就饶你一次吧。”

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妻子到监狱探望丈夫时问︰”亲爱的，你在这里过得怎么样？”
”就跟在家一样，哪儿也不让去，伙食也糟透了……”

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丈夫回家很不高兴，妻子关心地问︰”你遇到不顺心的事了吗？”
丈夫︰”今天我在公共汽车上拾到２００元钱。”
妻子︰”那应该高兴啊！”
丈夫︰”另一个乘客也看见了，我和他平分……”
妻子︰”那你不是还有１００元吗？”
丈夫︰”回家前，我才发现那２００元其实是我自己丢的。”

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UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .
Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong: Study lorr...

Help Yourself

Lately, read a lot of rob and rape cases happened on news or newspaper. Our society is no longer a safe place to live.

Previously, people (especially girls) are quite dangerous to walk alone in dark or at night on street, but now days, even you are driving a car, even with your boyfriend or a guy in it, bad things will still happen. Worst is… not only the money they want, even your body and even your life they also dare to take.

You robbed by them, rape by them, hurt by them, or even kill by them.. ya, after the happening, you report to police, ya, police might take action and if lucky, they catch theif, robber, rappist and punish them by law, but, will that help? You still lost your money, you still get hurt, or worst ---> get killed.

Wish and wait for the police to catch and punish the criminal???

How many police can take care an area? Do you expect u can see police in every kilometer distance? Do you expect when things happened, police will suddenly appear in front of you?

Common…. Wake up, this is no wonderland.

In spite of relying on our honor police… I think better we rely back to ourselves.

Found some cool clips about self defense, wonder you guys know how Bruce Lee “jeet koon do” look like…. Wa Cha….. Ka Cha…. Wooo…. Wa Cha….

check out the link, its quite cool, but sorry, not from bruce lee of coz.

Jeet Kune Do Demonstration 1

Jeet Kune Do Demonstration 2

Open your eyes, The World is so BIG...

I don't know i am really that 无聊, or i am so "怪烂" interested in those wierd things, when free time nothing to do and if i am sitting in front of a computer, i always like to search on net for weird things, and also i found that i like "big" things/animal... like biggest crocodile, biggest great white shark... biggest anaconda, biggest lion, tiger, liger(lion + tiger), elephant, deep sea fish, deep sea creature, mermaid, alien, UFO.... etc.



















You can say I am 无聊, You also can say i am 变态, but i really do that all the time. Facing this reality society, everyday open the newspaper, saw those people killing each other, people cheating people, rasuah here and there, and also silly stupid politician bull shitting, stupid government doing stupid thing, end up people are suffering, Flood, Earthquake, WAR, people dying, economy drop, money not enough, hard to survive, people cracking head to learn more, work more, earn more to compete with the fast changing society etc..... really making people get crazy.

The world still have lots of thing that we can see.... still have lots of mystery undiscover thing to find out and to look for, the world is so big, so high... so deep.....

My point is... if you really stuck and can't go on with something, maybe you should step back and do something more relax, might be silly, might be easy, might be stupid, might be funny, maybe, you might found something interesting in it too.

Cofee - Coffee Cup

A group of people, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old University of Notre Dame lecturer. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.

Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups: porcelain, plastic, glass, some plain-looking and some expensive and exquisite, telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.

When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the lecturer said: "If you noticed, all the nice-looking, expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the better cups and are eyeing each other's cups."

"Now, if Life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change."

"Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it."

Fate is : Found people that can accept you

A man purposely went to buy long pants want to attend his primary school gathering. But after he reach home try out the pants, found out that the pants are very long, at least 10cm longer. So… he asks her mom to help up to shorten it.

Mom said she is not feeling well, wish to rest early, tonight not feeling like doing it.

So… the man goes and asks his wife. His wife said she has lots of housework to do, tonight don’t have time to do for him…

The man then thinks, since like that, then tomorrow I will just wear the pants to the gathering.

Later that night, the man’s mother thinks : “ My son treat me quite nice in normal days, he ask me for a favor, I shouldn’t reject him..” She then wake up and help his son to make the pants shorter 10cm.

His wife too, after she finished her housework, she thinks, “ Hubby always so patient, today is because he cannot do sawing only ask me a favor, I think I shouldn’t reject him”.. she then help his hubby to cut the pants 10 cm shorter too.

His daughter came home at night also think the same “ Ba ba is an open minded person and didn’t stop me go out to dance, today I should help him to settle his pants”… she also cut 10 cm shorter for his father’s pants.

The next morning, 3 women also tell the man about the pants and after he try the pants, The pants already become Michael Jackson pants (you can see the whole socks after u wear the long pants).

The man react with big~~ laugh, feel proud and said, “I must wear this to show my old classmate, tell them my mom, my wife and my daughter treat me so well”.

The result is, all his old classmate praise him to have a very successful family.

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OK…. IF…… you are the man, or woman in the story, what will you react?

Give a big laugh? Or Scold the hell out of it?

We human, treating outsiders, always can present ourselves very patient, generous, gentlemen or peaceable, but, when we face our own very close family members, will be very easy to get frustrated, inpatient and get mad or sad cause of some small matter, even say out hard words to hurt each other. I think is not too much at all to say this kind of people are “Outdoor high EQ, back home low EQ”.

Please do take out more patient and humorous for your family member ya? If not, you yourself also won’t be happy, right?

Fate : is found a person that can accept you.

Superhero

I think most of the people has their own superhero during thier young days, guys mostly will be Superman, Spiderman, Transformer, Thundercats, Ultraman, Masked Rider etc. Girls mostly will be Barbie, Smurfs, Carebears etc

Although i myself quite like Superman and Ultraman, but got one charactor do inspire me a lot and until today, it still can bring me back to part of my sweet childhood sometimes.. who is that character???

That is:
DORAEMON 多啦A梦 ドラえもん


Doraemon is not only a comic, the story and character do reflect the real life and also the imagination do inspire lots of people and it did bring a lot of fun, dream and sweet memories to children. (At least thats what i think.)

I have collected all 哆啦A梦1-45全集 and 1-20哆啦A梦大长篇故事集. I treat it as one of my important "asset" of my life and i tell myself i will introduce it to my son and daugther in the future one day :)

For people that wish to know more about Doraemon...

I found this link : 关于--> Doraemon 哆啦A梦.

so who is your superhero?

Spiderman 3

Went to watch Spiderman3 with be on 1st May in Mid Valley, The cinema is full and stuck with people queuing for ticket.. luckily i bought it few days ago. I watch at 12.30 noon, and when i reach there, first time i heard cinema stuff using intercom to tell the people about the movie ticket... sound like this : Spiderman 3 for 2pm, 2.30pm, 3pm, 3.30pm, 4pm, 5pm, 5.30pm, 6pm are all sold out.

After the movie when i came out from cinema, i heard intercom saying like this : Spiderman3 for 5pm, 5.30pm 6pm 6.30pm, 7pm 7.30pm, 8pm, 8.30pm, 9pm, 9.30pm, 10pm, 10.30pm, 11pm, 11.30pm, 12am, 12.30am are all sold out...

I think for this 2 weeks, should be Spiderman week.

丈夫與妻子專賣店

有一家專賣丈夫的店在紐約全新開張，女人們可以直接進入挑選一個心儀的配偶，在店家入口有著一面告示牌，告訴大家這家店如何經營:

一個人只能進入這家店 一次 !
店裡共有六樓 隨著高度的上升，男人們的性質也越高 ，然而請注意，妳能在任何一層樓選一個丈夫，或者選擇繼續上樓 ，但除了離開這家店以外 妳無回到之前的樓層...

於是一個女人走入這家丈夫專賣店去尋找一個老公

一樓的門上貼著一張說明書:
第一層 這裡的男人們有工作

女人看也不看的上了第二層樓
二樓的門上也貼著一張說明書:
第二層 這裡的男人們有工作而且熱愛小孩

女人又上了三樓
三樓寫著:
第三層 這裡的男人們有工作而且熱愛小孩，並有著極度好看的外表
哇! 她嘆道 但仍勉強自己往上爬

四樓:
第四層 這裡的男人們有工作而且熱愛小孩，並有著令人窒息的好看外表，還會幫忙做家事
喔！ 饒了我吧!! 女人叫道 我快站不住腳了!!
接著她仍然爬上了五樓

她唸著五樓的告示牌:
第五層 這裡的男人們有工作而且熱愛小孩，並有著令人窒息的完美外表，還會幫忙做家事，更有著強烈的浪漫情懷
女人簡直想留在這一層樓 但仍抱著滿腹期待走像最後一樓

第六樓出現了一面巨大的電子告示板 上面打出一牌字說道:
妳是這層樓的第31456021位訪客 這裡不存在任何男人，這層樓的存在只是為了證明女人有多麼不可能取悅， 謝謝您光臨丈夫專賣店~~~~

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又有一家妻子專賣店在對街開張

第一層的女人喜歡做愛

第二層的女人喜歡做愛並且有錢

而第三樓及以上至六樓的樓層就從來沒有男人上去過...


因此有了以下的結論：
女人用腦子思考，但充滿憧憬與幻想，致不切實際.
男人務實，勇於面對現實，但血液往往流不到腦部.

Human's best friend.

People say dog are human's best friend, somehow i do believe it too... Anyway, do you know what kind of dog I like? Tell you, I like dog with short hair, look cute but not too cute, look smart but not too smart... ha ha... finally i found what i really like.... that is BULL TERRIER. It's cute, its smart, but look stupid, "loot loot" like that, but its strong, most important, it has "moong G ngan" like me... woo ha ha... I love it so much.

But i know in Malaysia is not easy to have this dog... and its not cheap to have this dog too. Well.... anyhow, i might not have chance to have it as my good friend, but.. Bull Terrier --> still my all time favourate.

Hi everybody

Hi, welcome to my blog... for those who know me quite late... well, this is "little me". Isn't it cute? By the way, saw my hair can stand up in the middle of my head? Imagine my head look like watermelon... hahaha :D