People always say time is money time is money. We should not waste our time, time pass like water flow and once it goes won't come back bla bla bla.
Living in city especially in KL, for those "da gong jai" that need to go to work from 9am to 5pm. One of the tiring things they (mostly) must go thru is.... TRAFFIC JAM... either you are taking bus, cab or driving.... you must go through this... TRAFFIC JAM. Unless, unless you live nearby your working place, or your working hour is SO different compare to normal people, or unless.... you can fly (sigh)... if not... traffic jam is really a normal routine happening thing for KL people.
Basically weekdays, every morning I need to wake up 7am to get ready, so that i can go out around 7.30am and reach office around 8.30am.... yup... is still half an hour before 9am... Suppose i can come out from home around 8am ya? TET~~~~ wrong... if i come out around 8am.. for sure i will reach office around 9.15am - 9.30am. (luckily my office don't have punch card system... if not.... (sigh)
I even heard some people rather wake up so early to avoid jam, reach office around 7am.. then sleep in the office till office hour start.
I always feel unbalance. Why people live in KL must face this kind of thing. People who live in small town, they just need 15 - 20 minutes to reach office. 9am start work, 8.20am baru wake up also can reach office before 9am.. and I need to wake up 1 hr+ earlier just to reach office on time. Do you know 1 hr+ sleeping can build how many cel in your body?
Thats only morning... now.... lets talk about after office hour...
Same, small town people can use 10-15 minutes to reach home. Can start to do thier own things. In KL? Many people take at least 45 minutes to 1 hour + to reach home. Many people force to go home late just to avoid traffic jam. reach home, eat, shower and already almost time to sleep. (and end up it become a habbit and it is so "reasonable" to go home late).
And the funny thing is.... If one day when i reach home... I still can see some sun light on sky... I will feel like... Wa ha ha.... miricle~~~ is really miricle~~ today i manage to see evening sun when i reach home leh~~ how excited you know? (maybe for those small town people might say : chi sin..) but you won't know for me... how treasure it is can see evening sun when i reach home from work.
So you can see, small town people might go to sleep around 9-10pm.... we live in city?? 9-10pm baru say eating dinner. hmmm... how can we have healthy body leh?
That haven't count if KL got any events happening or that day is a rainny day.
Ah hahaha.... for rainny days, you can take at least 2 hours to reach home. Imagine that day raining whole day... Morning you might take around 2 hours to office and take another 2 hours+ to reach home. HUH~~~ everyday you spend 4 hours on road in your car.
Do you know what you can do in 4 hours? do you know if u can save 4 hours a day... how many hours in a week you can save? how about how many hours can save in a year?
A journey that only need 15-20 minutes end up take you more than an hour to reach, wasting time and wasting life. Wasting energy + wasting money for petrol.
You want faster?
Can... Pay tol go to highway.... you ma faster loh~~.
But in KL sometimes you can see funny thing happened which is... sometimes when you reach tol and you ALREADY can see all cars are jam and stuck there after paying tol. And as you know... highway ma~~~ straight road and long way to go... and those cars already stuck there not moving at all and you are heading to "PAY TOL" (no where can turn back). How can your heart feel "balance"??? Don't pay tol.... JAM.... ok lah... Pay loh.... BUT then?? ... EVEN MORE JAM??!!!
I always wonder... wondering our government and those ministers will face this kind of problem or not? Why this matter bordering us citizens everyday & night for so many years but the situation only getting worst but not better? Or they already so get use to it and treat this is so reasonable to happen? Or they didn't really face this kind of problems? Why we face this kind of problem and they don't face this kind of problems? Why they don't face this kind of problems and we FORCE to face this kind of problems?
#^@%^$#&*)*@(~~~~~~~
ai~~~ i really miss my hometown.....~~~~
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
我們都老得太快，卻聰明得太遲
把錢省下來，等待退休後再去享受
結果退休後，因為年紀大，身體差，行動不方便，哪裡也去不成。
錢存下來等養老，結果孩子長大了，要出國留學，要創業做生意，要花錢娶老婆，自己的退休金都被拗走了。
當自己有足夠的能力善待自己時，就立刻去做，
老年人有時候是無法做中年人或是青少年人可以做的事，年紀和健康就是一大因素。
小孩子從小就告訴他，養你到高中，大學以後就要自立更生，
要留學，創業，娶老婆，自己想辦法，自己要留多一點錢，不要為了小孩子而活。
我們都老得太快卻聰明得太遲，我的學長去年喪妻。
這突如其來的事故，實在叫人難以接受，但是死亡的到來不總是如此。
學長 說他太太最希望他能送鮮花給她 ，但是他覺得太浪費，總推說等到下次再買，
結果卻是在她死後，用鮮花佈置她的靈堂。
這不是太蠢愚了嗎？！等到 ......、等到..... ，似乎我們所有的生命，都用在等待。
「等到我大學畢業以後，我就會如何如何」我們對自己說
「等到我買房子以後！」
「等我最小的孩子結婚之後！」
「等我把這筆生意談成之後！」
「等到我死了以後」
人人都很願意犧牲當下，去換取未知的等待；犧牲今生今世的辛苦錢，去購買後世的安逸。
在台灣只要往有山的道路上走一走，就隨處都可看到「農舍」變「精舍」，山坡
地變靈塔，無非也是為了等到死後，能圖個保障，不必再受苦。
許多人認為必須等到某時或某事完成之後再採取行動。
明天我就開始運動
明天我就會對他好一點
下星期我們就找時間出去走走
退休後，我們就要好好享受一下
然而，生活總是一直變動，環境總是不可預知，
在現實生活中，各種突發狀況總 是層出不窮。
身為一個醫生，我所見過的死人，比一般人要來得多。
這些人早上醒來時，原本 預期過的是
另一個平凡無奇的日子，沒想到一個意料之外的事；
交通意外、 腦溢血、心臟病發作等等。
剎那間生命的巨輪傾覆離軌，突然闖進一片黑暗之中。
那麼我們要如何面對生命呢？我們毋需等到生活完美無瑕，
也毋需等到一切都平穩，
想做什麼，現在就可以開始做起。
一個人永遠也無法預料未來，所以不要延緩想過的生活，
不要吝於表達心中的話， 因為生命只在一瞬間。
記住！
給活人送一朵鮮花，強過給死人送貴重的花圈
每個人的生命都有盡頭，許多人經常在生命即將結束時，才發現自己還有很多事沒有做，有許多話來不及說，這實在是人生最大的遺憾。 別讓自己徒留「為時已晚」的空餘恨。
逝者不可追，來者猶未卜，最珍貴、最需要即時掌握的「當下」，往往在這兩蹉跎間，轉眼錯失。
人生短暫飄忽，包得有一首小詩這樣寫：
高天與原地，悠悠人生路；
行行向何方，轉眼即長暮。
正是道盡了人生如寄，轉眼即逝的惶恐。
有許多事，在你還不懂得珍惜之前已成舊事；有許多人，
在你還來不及用心之前 已成舊人。
遺憾的事一再發生，但過後再追悔
早知道如何如何」是沒有用的,「那時候」已經過去，你追念的人也已走過了你
一句瑞典格言說：「我們老得太快，卻聰明得太遲。」
不管你是否察覺，生命都一直在前進
人生並未售來回票，失去的便永遠不再
將希望寄予「等到方便的時間才享受」
我們不知失去了多少可能的幸福
不要再等待有一天你「可以鬆口氣」，或是「麻煩都過去了」。
生命中大部分的美好事物都是短暫易逝的，
享受它們、品嚐它們，
善待你周圍的 每一個人，
別把時間浪費在等待所有難題的「完滿結局」上。
找回迷失的生命
死亡也許是免費的 ─ 但是，卻要付出生命的代價。
勸大家一句話： 把握當下，莫等待。
結果退休後，因為年紀大，身體差，行動不方便，哪裡也去不成。
錢存下來等養老，結果孩子長大了，要出國留學，要創業做生意，要花錢娶老婆，自己的退休金都被拗走了。
當自己有足夠的能力善待自己時，就立刻去做，
老年人有時候是無法做中年人或是青少年人可以做的事，年紀和健康就是一大因素。
小孩子從小就告訴他，養你到高中，大學以後就要自立更生，
要留學，創業，娶老婆，自己想辦法，自己要留多一點錢，不要為了小孩子而活。
我們都老得太快卻聰明得太遲，我的學長去年喪妻。
這突如其來的事故，實在叫人難以接受，但是死亡的到來不總是如此。
學長 說他太太最希望他能送鮮花給她 ，但是他覺得太浪費，總推說等到下次再買，
結果卻是在她死後，用鮮花佈置她的靈堂。
這不是太蠢愚了嗎？！等到 ......、等到..... ，似乎我們所有的生命，都用在等待。
「等到我大學畢業以後，我就會如何如何」我們對自己說
「等到我買房子以後！」
「等我最小的孩子結婚之後！」
「等我把這筆生意談成之後！」
「等到我死了以後」
人人都很願意犧牲當下，去換取未知的等待；犧牲今生今世的辛苦錢，去購買後世的安逸。
在台灣只要往有山的道路上走一走，就隨處都可看到「農舍」變「精舍」，山坡
地變靈塔，無非也是為了等到死後，能圖個保障，不必再受苦。
許多人認為必須等到某時或某事完成之後再採取行動。
明天我就開始運動
明天我就會對他好一點
下星期我們就找時間出去走走
退休後，我們就要好好享受一下
然而，生活總是一直變動，環境總是不可預知，
在現實生活中，各種突發狀況總 是層出不窮。
身為一個醫生，我所見過的死人，比一般人要來得多。
這些人早上醒來時，原本 預期過的是
另一個平凡無奇的日子，沒想到一個意料之外的事；
交通意外、 腦溢血、心臟病發作等等。
剎那間生命的巨輪傾覆離軌，突然闖進一片黑暗之中。
那麼我們要如何面對生命呢？我們毋需等到生活完美無瑕，
也毋需等到一切都平穩，
想做什麼，現在就可以開始做起。
一個人永遠也無法預料未來，所以不要延緩想過的生活，
不要吝於表達心中的話， 因為生命只在一瞬間。
記住！
給活人送一朵鮮花，強過給死人送貴重的花圈
每個人的生命都有盡頭，許多人經常在生命即將結束時，才發現自己還有很多事沒有做，有許多話來不及說，這實在是人生最大的遺憾。 別讓自己徒留「為時已晚」的空餘恨。
逝者不可追，來者猶未卜，最珍貴、最需要即時掌握的「當下」，往往在這兩蹉跎間，轉眼錯失。
人生短暫飄忽，包得有一首小詩這樣寫：
高天與原地，悠悠人生路；
行行向何方，轉眼即長暮。
正是道盡了人生如寄，轉眼即逝的惶恐。
有許多事，在你還不懂得珍惜之前已成舊事；有許多人，
在你還來不及用心之前 已成舊人。
遺憾的事一再發生，但過後再追悔
早知道如何如何」是沒有用的,「那時候」已經過去，你追念的人也已走過了你
一句瑞典格言說：「我們老得太快，卻聰明得太遲。」
不管你是否察覺，生命都一直在前進
人生並未售來回票，失去的便永遠不再
將希望寄予「等到方便的時間才享受」
我們不知失去了多少可能的幸福
不要再等待有一天你「可以鬆口氣」，或是「麻煩都過去了」。
生命中大部分的美好事物都是短暫易逝的，
享受它們、品嚐它們，
善待你周圍的 每一個人，
別把時間浪費在等待所有難題的「完滿結局」上。
找回迷失的生命
死亡也許是免費的 ─ 但是，卻要付出生命的代價。
勸大家一句話： 把握當下，莫等待。
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Thats Incredible~~
Body builder we really see a lot, every year we can see a lot of body building competition... and of cause, Arnold Schwarzenegger's body can consider one of the "Beauty of art on body"...
Below are some photos which is "another" kind of beauty of art, but not on man's body.
Train a incredible dog in your house, garanttee nobody dare to walk near to your house gate.
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
聋猫
I think for those who love japanese animation/cartoons also know the famous "Totoro 龙猫" by 宫崎骏 and i believe a lot of people loves that movie.
Anyway... In this movie, there is a classic scene about the little girl meet the "Totoro" at the bus stop while waiting for her father arrival... after a while Totoro's bus came first (which is 猫巴士) and Totoro went up its bus and go off... and below is the funny version.
please click on the image to enlarge. (please read in cantonese way) Enjoy.
Sunday, October 28, 2007
家-- 不是講理的地方
這句話聽起來，很沒有道理，但千真萬確，這句話是真理，是至理，是多少夫婦，多少家庭, 用多少歲月，多少辛酸，多少愛恨，多少是非，多少對錯，在糾纏不清難解難分的混亂中，梳理出來的一個最後結論．
當夫婦之間開始據理力爭時，家和就要開始布上陰影．
兩人都會不自覺地各抱一堆面目全非的歪理，敵視對方，傷害對方，最後只能兩敗俱傷，難以善了，
多少夫妻， 為了表面的一個〔理〕，落得負心無情．
他們不知道，家不是講理的地方，而是溫情講愛的地方．
不用計較比強．更不是算帳的地方．
那麼，何為〔家〕，家是什麼地方？
是的，家不是講理的地方，家該是講愛的地方．
愛一時很容易，愛一生一世卻不容易
這 裡頭含許多妙處需要我們去總結和體會．
婚姻是個空盒子，你必須往裡面存滿東西，才能取回你要的東西；你放的愈多，得到的也就愈多 ．很多人結婚時，對婚姻有許多期盼，期盼從中可以得到富貴，藉慰，愛情，寧靜，快樂，健康，其實婚姻開始的時候，只是一個空盒子．走到一起的兩個人，一定要養成一個習慣，去給，去愛，彼此侍奉，彼此讚賞，日後，那個空盒子才會日漸豐富起來．
空盒子最先該放的應該是〔思念〕，思念是一種使我們刻骨銘心的東西．它是兩個人有了肯定，有了情感，
然後進而關懷，進而疼愛的一種情緒．
〔思念〕是疲憊時通向家庭的一條小路，是寒冷冬夜中一股暖意，是匆忙推開家門後撲面而來家飯香....
第二點空盒子必須放進〔藝術〕，婚姻生活中的藝術 ．在婚姻生活中，需要講藝術的地方無處不在，
生氣有藝術，吵架有藝術．有一對夫婦含辛茹苦養育了五個孩子，其中之艱難，只有他們自己能體會．
一天，夫妻為了孩子的一件小事吵起來，越吵越厲害，眼看不可收拾了，妻子突然說： 等一下，我要去生孩子了．
這句話，就是吵架的藝術．
婚姻的盒子中除了放〔思念〕和〔藝術〕外，還有許多東西，都可以放進去，這有待於你們自己去填補．
〔你們生養他，教育他，你們的責任已盡，而你們給他最好的禮物，是一對翅膀〕．
愛一個人
要 了 解 ， 也 要 開 解 ；
要 道 歉 ， 也 要 道 謝 ；
要 認 錯 ， 也 要 改 錯 ；
要 體 貼 ， 也 要 體 諒 ；
是 接 受 ， 而 不 是 氣 受 ；
是 寬 容 ， 而 不 是 縱 容 ；
是 支持 ， 而 不 是 支 配 ；
是 慰問 ， 而 不 是 質 問 ；
是 傾 訴 ， 而 不 是 控 訴 ；
是 難 忘 ， 而 不 是 遺 忘 ；
當夫婦之間開始據理力爭時，家和就要開始布上陰影．
兩人都會不自覺地各抱一堆面目全非的歪理，敵視對方，傷害對方，最後只能兩敗俱傷，難以善了，
多少夫妻， 為了表面的一個〔理〕，落得負心無情．
他們不知道，家不是講理的地方，而是溫情講愛的地方．
不用計較比強．更不是算帳的地方．
那麼，何為〔家〕，家是什麼地方？
是的，家不是講理的地方，家該是講愛的地方．
愛一時很容易，愛一生一世卻不容易
這 裡頭含許多妙處需要我們去總結和體會．
婚姻是個空盒子，你必須往裡面存滿東西，才能取回你要的東西；你放的愈多，得到的也就愈多 ．很多人結婚時，對婚姻有許多期盼，期盼從中可以得到富貴，藉慰，愛情，寧靜，快樂，健康，其實婚姻開始的時候，只是一個空盒子．走到一起的兩個人，一定要養成一個習慣，去給，去愛，彼此侍奉，彼此讚賞，日後，那個空盒子才會日漸豐富起來．
空盒子最先該放的應該是〔思念〕，思念是一種使我們刻骨銘心的東西．它是兩個人有了肯定，有了情感，
然後進而關懷，進而疼愛的一種情緒．
〔思念〕是疲憊時通向家庭的一條小路，是寒冷冬夜中一股暖意，是匆忙推開家門後撲面而來家飯香....
第二點空盒子必須放進〔藝術〕，婚姻生活中的藝術 ．在婚姻生活中，需要講藝術的地方無處不在，
生氣有藝術，吵架有藝術．有一對夫婦含辛茹苦養育了五個孩子，其中之艱難，只有他們自己能體會．
一天，夫妻為了孩子的一件小事吵起來，越吵越厲害，眼看不可收拾了，妻子突然說： 等一下，我要去生孩子了．
這句話，就是吵架的藝術．
婚姻的盒子中除了放〔思念〕和〔藝術〕外，還有許多東西，都可以放進去，這有待於你們自己去填補．
〔你們生養他，教育他，你們的責任已盡，而你們給他最好的禮物，是一對翅膀〕．
愛一個人
要 了 解 ， 也 要 開 解 ；
要 道 歉 ， 也 要 道 謝 ；
要 認 錯 ， 也 要 改 錯 ；
要 體 貼 ， 也 要 體 諒 ；
是 接 受 ， 而 不 是 氣 受 ；
是 寬 容 ， 而 不 是 縱 容 ；
是 支持 ， 而 不 是 支 配 ；
是 慰問 ， 而 不 是 質 問 ；
是 傾 訴 ， 而 不 是 控 訴 ；
是 難 忘 ， 而 不 是 遺 忘 ；
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Take it easy, have some JOKES.
從前，有一隻白兔，牠走過一棵大榕樹，發覺樹上面坐了一隻烏鴉。白兔問烏鴉：「可以教我像你一樣終日無所事事嗎？」烏鴉點頭表示：「這個容易，只需坐在這棵樹就可以。」白兔如言坐在樹底，果然清風送爽，好不快活，豈料卻惹來一隻狐狸，一口把白兔咬住。白兔臨死前向烏鴉講：「我死得很冤枉，都是你的錯！」烏鴉不慌不忙回答白兔：「想終日無所事事，像我般風流快活，首要條件是要坐得很高的位置。你只是坐在樹底，一定是首先被犧牲的那個！」白兔死不瞑目，詛咒烏鴉嘴只懂講廢話。烏鴉望住白兔吞下最後一口氣，冷冷回答：「對呀，坐得越高，廢話越多！」
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神經病在床上唱歌，唱著唱著翻了個身，趴在枕頭上繼續唱，主治醫生問他：唱就唱吧，翻身幹嘛？神經病說：傻B！A面唱完當然要唱B面啦！
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蜜月旅行才沒幾天，年方雙十的新娘已經忍不住向丈夫討饒…
眼見丈夫馬上要再來一回，她趁他洗澡時溜出房，躲到旅館的咖啡廳喘口氣。
餐廳的侍者看到新娘狼狽的樣子，吃了一驚道：
「小姐，妳怎麼了？怎麼眼圈發黑，像見了鬼似的？」
可憐的新娘說道：「我上了我先生的當∼∼
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當初他說他存了三十年，我以為他存的是錢！」
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爸爸是一個大傻瓜，一天，他帶著兒子參加親戚的壽宴，
酒席後上了一碟壽桃；怎料小孩不識大體，叫道：
「這個好像是屁股呢！」在座的親戚全都望著小孩，
等著他爸爸怎樣教訓他！
怎料，那傻瓜爸爸撕開壽桃，對小孩說：
「你看！裡面還有大便哩！」
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有一人獨自在叢林中冒險，突然發現自己被食人族重重包圍，
於是對天空大喊：『我死定了，上帝救救我！』
只見天空出現一道光，傳來一個聲音：
『還不一定，現在你撿起地上一顆大石頭，
把帶頭的酋長砸死！』於是他撿起地上最大的一顆石頭，
狠狠地砸向酋長，正好把酋長砸死，族人全都呆了一呆，
接著怒目相向，這時天上又傳來一個聲音 :
「現在你才真的死定了。」
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我有個朋友周小姐(沒懷孕)，人長的圓圓潤潤，非常愛吃。
有一次跟她老公搭火車回宜蘭娘家，因為人很多，沒有位子，
小夫妻年輕力壯就決定站到宜蘭，沒想到一走進車廂就有人讓位......
熱心乘客：『我馬上要下車沒關係，妳懷孕的人不能久站，還是坐著吧！』
也不聽她辯解就硬拉她坐下，還很親切的講個不停。
熱心乘客：『我看妳們一定是第一胎，第一胎要好好保養喔！
女人懷孕很辛苦的，你當老公的要多體貼一點啊！（她老公在旁邊努力憋笑）』
好不容易這位好心的乘客終於要下車了，臨走前還笑咪咪的跟周小姐說：
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『我都活了這麼多歲喔！我看妳這一胎一定是男生啦！因為懷男生的時候，媽媽都會比較醜.......>__<
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一个男人很怕老婆。一天，他老婆又当着客人的面和他吵了起来，并打了他一耳光。为了面子，男子壮着胆子大吼︰”你敢再打我一下？”他老婆毫不犹豫地又打了一下。男子看吓不住老婆，只得说︰”既然你这么听话，我就饶你一次吧。”
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妻子到监狱探望丈夫时问︰”亲爱的，你在这里过得怎么样？”
”就跟在家一样，哪儿也不让去，伙食也糟透了……”
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丈夫回家很不高兴，妻子关心地问︰”你遇到不顺心的事了吗？”
丈夫︰”今天我在公共汽车上拾到２００元钱。”
妻子︰”那应该高兴啊！”
丈夫︰”另一个乘客也看见了，我和他平分……”
妻子︰”那你不是还有１００元吗？”
丈夫︰”回家前，我才发现那２００元其实是我自己丢的。”
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UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .
Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.
*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*
Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
Ah Chong: Study lorr...
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神經病在床上唱歌，唱著唱著翻了個身，趴在枕頭上繼續唱，主治醫生問他：唱就唱吧，翻身幹嘛？神經病說：傻B！A面唱完當然要唱B面啦！
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蜜月旅行才沒幾天，年方雙十的新娘已經忍不住向丈夫討饒…
眼見丈夫馬上要再來一回，她趁他洗澡時溜出房，躲到旅館的咖啡廳喘口氣。
餐廳的侍者看到新娘狼狽的樣子，吃了一驚道：
「小姐，妳怎麼了？怎麼眼圈發黑，像見了鬼似的？」
可憐的新娘說道：「我上了我先生的當∼∼
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
...
當初他說他存了三十年，我以為他存的是錢！」
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爸爸是一個大傻瓜，一天，他帶著兒子參加親戚的壽宴，
酒席後上了一碟壽桃；怎料小孩不識大體，叫道：
「這個好像是屁股呢！」在座的親戚全都望著小孩，
等著他爸爸怎樣教訓他！
怎料，那傻瓜爸爸撕開壽桃，對小孩說：
「你看！裡面還有大便哩！」
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
有一人獨自在叢林中冒險，突然發現自己被食人族重重包圍，
於是對天空大喊：『我死定了，上帝救救我！』
只見天空出現一道光，傳來一個聲音：
『還不一定，現在你撿起地上一顆大石頭，
把帶頭的酋長砸死！』於是他撿起地上最大的一顆石頭，
狠狠地砸向酋長，正好把酋長砸死，族人全都呆了一呆，
接著怒目相向，這時天上又傳來一個聲音 :
「現在你才真的死定了。」
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
我有個朋友周小姐(沒懷孕)，人長的圓圓潤潤，非常愛吃。
有一次跟她老公搭火車回宜蘭娘家，因為人很多，沒有位子，
小夫妻年輕力壯就決定站到宜蘭，沒想到一走進車廂就有人讓位......
熱心乘客：『我馬上要下車沒關係，妳懷孕的人不能久站，還是坐著吧！』
也不聽她辯解就硬拉她坐下，還很親切的講個不停。
熱心乘客：『我看妳們一定是第一胎，第一胎要好好保養喔！
女人懷孕很辛苦的，你當老公的要多體貼一點啊！（她老公在旁邊努力憋笑）』
好不容易這位好心的乘客終於要下車了，臨走前還笑咪咪的跟周小姐說：
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
『我都活了這麼多歲喔！我看妳這一胎一定是男生啦！因為懷男生的時候，媽媽都會比較醜.......>__<
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一个男人很怕老婆。一天，他老婆又当着客人的面和他吵了起来，并打了他一耳光。为了面子，男子壮着胆子大吼︰”你敢再打我一下？”他老婆毫不犹豫地又打了一下。男子看吓不住老婆，只得说︰”既然你这么听话，我就饶你一次吧。”
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妻子到监狱探望丈夫时问︰”亲爱的，你在这里过得怎么样？”
”就跟在家一样，哪儿也不让去，伙食也糟透了……”
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
丈夫回家很不高兴，妻子关心地问︰”你遇到不顺心的事了吗？”
丈夫︰”今天我在公共汽车上拾到２００元钱。”
妻子︰”那应该高兴啊！”
丈夫︰”另一个乘客也看见了，我和他平分……”
妻子︰”那你不是还有１００元吗？”
丈夫︰”回家前，我才发现那２００元其实是我自己丢的。”
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UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .
Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.
*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*
Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
Ah Chong: Study lorr...
Monday, June 25, 2007
Help Yourself
Lately, read a lot of rob and rape cases happened on news or newspaper. Our society is no longer a safe place to live.
Previously, people (especially girls) are quite dangerous to walk alone in dark or at night on street, but now days, even you are driving a car, even with your boyfriend or a guy in it, bad things will still happen. Worst is… not only the money they want, even your body and even your life they also dare to take.
You robbed by them, rape by them, hurt by them, or even kill by them.. ya, after the happening, you report to police, ya, police might take action and if lucky, they catch theif, robber, rappist and punish them by law, but, will that help? You still lost your money, you still get hurt, or worst ---> get killed.
Wish and wait for the police to catch and punish the criminal???
How many police can take care an area? Do you expect u can see police in every kilometer distance? Do you expect when things happened, police will suddenly appear in front of you?
Common…. Wake up, this is no wonderland.
In spite of relying on our honor police… I think better we rely back to ourselves.
Found some cool clips about self defense, wonder you guys know how Bruce Lee “jeet koon do” look like…. Wa Cha….. Ka Cha…. Wooo…. Wa Cha….
check out the link, its quite cool, but sorry, not from bruce lee of coz.
Jeet Kune Do Demonstration 1
Jeet Kune Do Demonstration 2
Previously, people (especially girls) are quite dangerous to walk alone in dark or at night on street, but now days, even you are driving a car, even with your boyfriend or a guy in it, bad things will still happen. Worst is… not only the money they want, even your body and even your life they also dare to take.
You robbed by them, rape by them, hurt by them, or even kill by them.. ya, after the happening, you report to police, ya, police might take action and if lucky, they catch theif, robber, rappist and punish them by law, but, will that help? You still lost your money, you still get hurt, or worst ---> get killed.
Wish and wait for the police to catch and punish the criminal???
How many police can take care an area? Do you expect u can see police in every kilometer distance? Do you expect when things happened, police will suddenly appear in front of you?
Common…. Wake up, this is no wonderland.
In spite of relying on our honor police… I think better we rely back to ourselves.
Found some cool clips about self defense, wonder you guys know how Bruce Lee “jeet koon do” look like…. Wa Cha….. Ka Cha…. Wooo…. Wa Cha….
check out the link, its quite cool, but sorry, not from bruce lee of coz.
Jeet Kune Do Demonstration 1
Jeet Kune Do Demonstration 2
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Open your eyes, The World is so BIG...
I don't know i am really that 无聊, or i am so "怪烂" interested in those wierd things, when free time nothing to do and if i am sitting in front of a computer, i always like to search on net for weird things, and also i found that i like "big" things/animal... like biggest crocodile, biggest great white shark... biggest anaconda, biggest lion, tiger, liger(lion + tiger), elephant, deep sea fish, deep sea creature, mermaid, alien, UFO.... etc.
You can say I am 无聊, You also can say i am 变态, but i really do that all the time. Facing this reality society, everyday open the newspaper, saw those people killing each other, people cheating people, rasuah here and there, and also silly stupid politician bull shitting, stupid government doing stupid thing, end up people are suffering, Flood, Earthquake, WAR, people dying, economy drop, money not enough, hard to survive, people cracking head to learn more, work more, earn more to compete with the fast changing society etc..... really making people get crazy.
The world still have lots of thing that we can see.... still have lots of mystery undiscover thing to find out and to look for, the world is so big, so high... so deep.....
My point is... if you really stuck and can't go on with something, maybe you should step back and do something more relax, might be silly, might be easy, might be stupid, might be funny, maybe, you might found something interesting in it too.
You can say I am 无聊, You also can say i am 变态, but i really do that all the time. Facing this reality society, everyday open the newspaper, saw those people killing each other, people cheating people, rasuah here and there, and also silly stupid politician bull shitting, stupid government doing stupid thing, end up people are suffering, Flood, Earthquake, WAR, people dying, economy drop, money not enough, hard to survive, people cracking head to learn more, work more, earn more to compete with the fast changing society etc..... really making people get crazy.
The world still have lots of thing that we can see.... still have lots of mystery undiscover thing to find out and to look for, the world is so big, so high... so deep.....
My point is... if you really stuck and can't go on with something, maybe you should step back and do something more relax, might be silly, might be easy, might be stupid, might be funny, maybe, you might found something interesting in it too.
Monday, June 11, 2007
Cofee - Coffee Cup
A group of people, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old University of Notre Dame lecturer. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups: porcelain, plastic, glass, some plain-looking and some expensive and exquisite, telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.
When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the lecturer said: "If you noticed, all the nice-looking, expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the better cups and are eyeing each other's cups."
"Now, if Life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change."
"Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it."
Fate is : Found people that can accept you
A man purposely went to buy long pants want to attend his primary school gathering. But after he reach home try out the pants, found out that the pants are very long, at least 10cm longer. So… he asks her mom to help up to shorten it.
Mom said she is not feeling well, wish to rest early, tonight not feeling like doing it.
So… the man goes and asks his wife. His wife said she has lots of housework to do, tonight don’t have time to do for him…
The man then thinks, since like that, then tomorrow I will just wear the pants to the gathering.
Later that night, the man’s mother thinks : “ My son treat me quite nice in normal days, he ask me for a favor, I shouldn’t reject him..” She then wake up and help his son to make the pants shorter 10cm.
His wife too, after she finished her housework, she thinks, “ Hubby always so patient, today is because he cannot do sawing only ask me a favor, I think I shouldn’t reject him”.. she then help his hubby to cut the pants 10 cm shorter too.
His daughter came home at night also think the same “ Ba ba is an open minded person and didn’t stop me go out to dance, today I should help him to settle his pants”… she also cut 10 cm shorter for his father’s pants.
The next morning, 3 women also tell the man about the pants and after he try the pants, The pants already become Michael Jackson pants (you can see the whole socks after u wear the long pants).
The man react with big~~ laugh, feel proud and said, “I must wear this to show my old classmate, tell them my mom, my wife and my daughter treat me so well”.
The result is, all his old classmate praise him to have a very successful family.
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OK…. IF…… you are the man, or woman in the story, what will you react?
Give a big laugh? Or Scold the hell out of it?
We human, treating outsiders, always can present ourselves very patient, generous, gentlemen or peaceable, but, when we face our own very close family members, will be very easy to get frustrated, inpatient and get mad or sad cause of some small matter, even say out hard words to hurt each other. I think is not too much at all to say this kind of people are “Outdoor high EQ, back home low EQ”.
Please do take out more patient and humorous for your family member ya? If not, you yourself also won’t be happy, right?
Fate : is found a person that can accept you.
Mom said she is not feeling well, wish to rest early, tonight not feeling like doing it.
So… the man goes and asks his wife. His wife said she has lots of housework to do, tonight don’t have time to do for him…
The man then thinks, since like that, then tomorrow I will just wear the pants to the gathering.
Later that night, the man’s mother thinks : “ My son treat me quite nice in normal days, he ask me for a favor, I shouldn’t reject him..” She then wake up and help his son to make the pants shorter 10cm.
His wife too, after she finished her housework, she thinks, “ Hubby always so patient, today is because he cannot do sawing only ask me a favor, I think I shouldn’t reject him”.. she then help his hubby to cut the pants 10 cm shorter too.
His daughter came home at night also think the same “ Ba ba is an open minded person and didn’t stop me go out to dance, today I should help him to settle his pants”… she also cut 10 cm shorter for his father’s pants.
The next morning, 3 women also tell the man about the pants and after he try the pants, The pants already become Michael Jackson pants (you can see the whole socks after u wear the long pants).
The man react with big~~ laugh, feel proud and said, “I must wear this to show my old classmate, tell them my mom, my wife and my daughter treat me so well”.
The result is, all his old classmate praise him to have a very successful family.
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OK…. IF…… you are the man, or woman in the story, what will you react?
Give a big laugh? Or Scold the hell out of it?
We human, treating outsiders, always can present ourselves very patient, generous, gentlemen or peaceable, but, when we face our own very close family members, will be very easy to get frustrated, inpatient and get mad or sad cause of some small matter, even say out hard words to hurt each other. I think is not too much at all to say this kind of people are “Outdoor high EQ, back home low EQ”.
Please do take out more patient and humorous for your family member ya? If not, you yourself also won’t be happy, right?
Fate : is found a person that can accept you.
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